
TIFF 2025: ‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ Review
“What I like about If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is its commitment to the truly shitty.”

“What I like about If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is its commitment to the truly shitty.”

“The greatest service The Testament of Ann Lee does for its protagonist is to represent her as neither true deity or religious fanatic.”

“Maddie’s Secret, is a John Waters melodrama, if those Waters’ serrated edges were draped in soft gauze.”

“Mile End Kicks is an indie sleaze period piece. Set in 2011, Grace goes to parties in tights, miniskirts, and red wedge Toms.”

“Deen, in this cobbled-together justification, hits many spots on Racist White Lady Bingo.”

“An image meant to imbue a sense of comfort and security — a nice house in the quiet suburbs — feels like it could instead host something foul.”

“Together skirts close to a one-to-one allegory regarding the fear of being swallowed up into a village-less nuclear family.”

“With their return, Boyle and Garland make the most out of the larger canvas the years away gave them to work with.”

“On a premise level, Friendship is functionally a romantic comedy.”

“What’s most interesting and enjoyable to me about The Ugly Stepsister sits beyond the Cinderella-parody and allegorical reflections on Ozempic and rhinoplasties.”